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You Are a Douche Canoe Card
A funny vintage-inspired greeting card that says, 'You are a douche canoe.' Perfect for calling out a friend with humour and a hint of sass.
- Blank inside
- Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
- Specially die cut
- Comes with a kraft envelope
- 4 x 5.5 inches
Michigan-based Bad Betty Greeting Co. delivers the laughs, the sass, and the 'did-they-really-just-say-that?' moments.
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A funny vintage-inspired greeting card that says, 'You are a douche canoe.' Perfect for calling out a friend with humour and a hint of sass.
- Blank inside
- Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
- Specially die cut
- Comes with a kraft envelope
- 4 x 5.5 inches
Michigan-based Bad Betty Greeting Co. delivers the laughs, the sass, and the 'did-they-really-just-say-that?' moments.












