


Shakespearean Insults Towel
Set the table and sharpen your wit! The Shakespearean Insults Towel serves up 34 of the Bard’s best high-brow, low-brow taunts—perfect for roasting dinner guests with Elizabethan flair. No need to remove your shoes to count them all!
- 100% cotton
- Quick-drying
- Hanging loop
- 17.25 x 25.5 inches
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.
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Set the table and sharpen your wit! The Shakespearean Insults Towel serves up 34 of the Bard’s best high-brow, low-brow taunts—perfect for roasting dinner guests with Elizabethan flair. No need to remove your shoes to count them all!
- 100% cotton
- Quick-drying
- Hanging loop
- 17.25 x 25.5 inches
Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.












