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Shakespearean Insults Towel

Set the table and sharpen your wit! The Shakespearean Insults Towel serves up 34 of the Bard’s best high-brow, low-brow taunts—perfect for roasting dinner guests with Elizabethan flair. No need to remove your shoes to count them all!

  • 100% cotton
  • Quick-drying
  • Hanging loop
  • 17.25 x 25.5 inches

Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.

$4.84

Original: $13.83

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Shakespearean Insults Towel

$13.83

$4.84

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Set the table and sharpen your wit! The Shakespearean Insults Towel serves up 34 of the Bard’s best high-brow, low-brow taunts—perfect for roasting dinner guests with Elizabethan flair. No need to remove your shoes to count them all!

  • 100% cotton
  • Quick-drying
  • Hanging loop
  • 17.25 x 25.5 inches

Serious wit, deeply unserious philosophers. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild crafts clever gifts that make you think—and laugh.