Kitchen Accidents Towel

The Kitchen Accidents Towel is your kitchen safety net—before you realize your first aid is rusty and the fire extinguisher is expired. Packed with dozens of tips, remedies, and must-have supplies like bread, aloe, and of course, duct tape. Accidents happen—this witty dish towel helps you handle them.

• 100% cotton
• Quick-drying
• Hanging loop
• 17.25 x 25.5 inches

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